My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
She's like the Michael Jordan of alcoholism
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
ders ninda duuude pooring goden shots ov glory. I see em an i dont but there hear.
are you attempting voice recognition while drunk again?
He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
I also told the bartender he probably had a beautiful spleen
Why is there a condom in my ukulele?
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