i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty
organizing the empties. That sober.
Im going to buy a thermometer. If its above 104 im going to the hospital if its under 104 im going to the bar
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
You came in last night, ate an entire avocado in silence, and then told me I should never accept rides from strangers. Not sure I even want to know what happened to you last night!
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
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