do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
Just found out I reached my $2500 deductible and I have a $5 million dollar cap on my health insurance. Let's get drunk and do something recklessly stupid tonight.
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
one minute he's happily playing with a lighter and the next thing I know, he's screaming and the swing set is on fire
This is a mass text. First one to reply gets head.
Before anyone claims this, this chick is in my boyfriend's phone as "Worst BJ EVER!"
Does that mean you're calling dibs or can I?
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
Randomize
