before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
It's just a condom. Most people would commend me for saying I was going to start using them, and you're acting like I'm going to try heroin.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
Did someone do a keg stand in my bathtub?
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
I am in the bathroom at work, pooing while eating pretzels. Hungover Fridays are in full effect
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
How was your night?
Fell down a flight of stairs. Went to a sex dungeon. Was approached by a man in a leather harness.
You spent the entire night trying to catch pigeons and hugged a homeless guy and then gave him a pregnancy test.
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