I'm so bummed I missed coconut bowling. It's fucking cold here and no coconuts to be found
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
we were walking and you spelled the word "oats" to prove you weren't drunk.
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
Dude. The amount of love and appreciation from a house full of stoners when you come home at 4 am with donuts is overwhelming. The kind of love to make Jesus have to work a little harder at his unconditional love thing.
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
BRING THE BAGELS
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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