So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
He did plead exhaustion. And I made him push through it. I am like the motherfucking badass football coach of sex.
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
I masturbated to my balding thirty-something co-worker last night. I am a new level of lonely.
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
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