No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
Her best friend sent her a random hate text and the song they played at her father's funeral came on the radio. I just got cock blocked by the universe
Old lady caught me peeing in the street and yelled at me and said "I REBUKE YOU"
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
Imma go take shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
Some guy at the bar last night bought us Arrowhead water and I was so drunk, it tasted good
She has my name on her bucket list. I’m either getting laid or killed
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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