I just poured my flask into a drink. Then I realized the drink belonged to the guy next to me so I stole it from him. He confronted me and I made out with him to distract him. When I looked up, I realized his wife was watching. Its barely 10:00.
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My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
We were all drunk for the whole flight. Steve doesn't even remember the cab ride to the airport. At 6am. Says he "blacked back in" at security.
I went around and congratulated every guy that had a beard for having one
Goddamn tequila
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
Hopefully they won't bring up last year's Christmas party. I kind of predicted my great aunt's death...
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
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