Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
i forgot i changed ur name in my phone to "the situation" so when u texted me i got really excited for a hot second
i thought we decided on me being "the altercation" instead
My mom walked down and caught me drinking by myself, watching the nanny at 3:30AM. I had no idea what to say
Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
Look, I said I'm sorry. In the shower, "are you happy to see me" sounded just like "could you please pee on me". Honest mistake.
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
I feel like my chances would have been better if I hadn't told her "I need to fuck you before you leave."
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
Apparently, "please don't I have to be in court tomorrow" is not a valid excuse for a girl to abstain from giving a massive hickey.
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
You think he will forgive me for the paper being a week late if I bring him a beer?
...it's a 9am class...
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
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