I learned to sign I want to be on you today
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Deaf chicks here I come
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
I tried to smoke out of half a banana, and lit my nose hair on fire. So I feel like that sums up my life pretty well.
For not really liking Christmas, I have an astounding amount of holiday-themed lingerie
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
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