I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
I really need to find a new way to reward you other than head scratches, nutella and blowjobs.
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
New low reached: a cockroach has actually drowned itself in our dirty dishes. We are heathens. Cleaning dance party tonight. No excuses.
You told the guy in Wawa you needed his hoagie for "a scavenger hunt" and then called him a "fuckstained Muggle" when he didn't give it to you. You are a delight.
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
Damn victory sex feels great
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
Would it be inappropriate to meet you at the airport after your family vacation so I can tell you all about the amazing sex I have been having?
hes sooooo boring!!! I feel like I’m in a relationship with myself now. I have an 8 inch dildo under my bed, THATS how much I’m in a relationship with myself.
I woke up under the stretchy sheet like the corners were still stuck under the bed. I had to wiggle the corners off in order to get up. I was trapped. how did that happen
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
We’ve got a propane heater on our back porch if you want to come over and eat a McRib in peace
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