well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
do you think i can make that microwavable cake stuff with vodka instead of water?
you should probably use water
i dont have any
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
She told me she brought a guy home but that he looked pickled. And no, that's not an autocorrect.
Hahahah pickled
I asked her what she meant and she said that he looked like he had soaked in water.
I'm pretty sure your ex of four years just had a baby with some kid and named it after you...
not sure if destroying him emotionally was worth it but damn it's a fucking hilarious story
I do have a moral compass! I can’t help it if it only points at penises
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