I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
Found a left over fake Olympic medal from our party last weekend. Awarded it to a random girl in the bar last night. Its the only thing she was wearing this morning when she woke up at my place.
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
I think I've just evolved into some kind of vodka fueled monster
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
What are you doing tomorrow?
Dude its my bday. Im drinking from sunup til face down. Rinse and repeat.
Randomize
