We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?
Yes and so do I
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
Lesson 1: you can't keep macking on a girl if you get handcuffed
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
You "were" hungover, which is past tense. So that gives you no excuse not to go out tonight.
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
THE MAINTENANCE MEN WERE DOWN STAIRS AND I THOUGHT THEY WERE MY MOM. I'VE BEEN YELLING 'GRILL ME A CHEESE' AT THEM FOR HALF AN HOUR
it's gotten to the point where I just look in my closet, think, "which article of clothing behaves most like a towel?" and then just go with that
He lit a candle for the mood and ended up lighting my hair on fire while we were hooking up...moodkiller
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
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