their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
overheard a conversation between 2 lesbians: 'back when I used to have dick sex...' oh, vegas, I so heart you
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
That girl you went home with last night was dressed in a bright blue sweats at the bar. 205lb Smurffete FTL. Boy were you in epic form.
U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
Woke up in a pile of people on the floor. His dad was already up and ask me to help him cook bacon because "7 lbs can be a mother fucker"
I either need to get adopted or have someone's baby, but I'm joining that family
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
It's not really the holidays until I raid the medicine cabinet. Happy hydrocodone to me
And a merry methadone to all
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
Omg I just smoked and it was the end so I basically got resin and death, my throat feels like the twilight vampire description of their thirst for blood
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