erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
You asked the dj to play 'who let the dogs out" because it was your birthday. You left the bar and then re-entered to the song
The fact that I am sitting home writing a resume while you're out inducing vomiting makes me feel like way more of an adult than I'm ready to be.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
Friends bring friends secret work margaritas. my pink water bottle is in the cupboard
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
Running across campus through Hurricane Sandy while hammered and in a slutty cowgirl costume obviously should be top priority tonight
I'm moving out of my place and I just gave my mom a couch that I had sex on last night. Reduce, reuse, recycle at its best.
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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