i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
Got paid to make out with a girl. It takes skill to be this drunk and still make money
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
Just walked into your room to get my clothes and he's still passed out in your bed. Remind me to high five you when you get home
Looking through last night's sexting, realized one is a haiku..
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
He told me that he had never gotten a blow job. I sat there for a second, then thought "I MUST FIX THIS!" It was fucking fantastic.
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