Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
she's googling pictures of Freddy Mercury and whispering 'I'm ready'
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
Nothing like drunkenly buying a pregnancy test at 8 am to get out and realize your nip was out the whole time.
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
Randomize
