I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
we are going to smoke at least three blunts before we go see Cloudy with a chance of meatballs. I'm going to have my mom make us spaghetti for when we get out so can your mom make those spicy meatballs? I thought I'd give you 9 days notice so everything's perfect.
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
Drinking gin at a party, riding a giant inflatable walrus all around the living room.
I filled this oven with as much Pizza as I could, and I've been eating out of it for three days.
Just ate the last piece. Refilling the oven.
The guy had great intentions when throwing us free beer off the balcony... but of course I was the one to get hit in the face because that's the kind of luck I have
Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
i'm gonna friendzone myself so you dont have to
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
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