"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
I'm having sex on a snuggie, yes i stopped to text you
Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
you are never too drunk for berry picking
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
Yo, I can't just ask my mom where she relocated my vibrator to, can I?
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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