"it" just moved
so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
so i havent checked yet but im almost positive that my left ass cheek is bruised. any idea what happened last night.
what the fuck man? i was JUST texting you the same thing. FUCK
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
My life has become one weird ass game. No one wins. No one loses. We all just kind of hang in limbo and hope we don't die. Eskimo sisters for life. Please have sex with one of them.
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
What kind of outfit says I totes want you to take me in the airplane bathroom?
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
In hindsight, I probably should not have let the waiter give me a chiropractic adjustment on my neck last night.
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
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