dude. I'm so drunk.
pete, this is bryce's mom
I can't wait to have my cock in your ass
pete, this is still bryce's mom
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
I feel like the devil is trying to impregnate me through my eyeballs.
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
Wow. Last night.
I knew you were shit blasted when you called me your "sunflower queen"
My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille
The worst thing about having to live at your parents again is the struggle to make up more excuses to cover up the booty calls.
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
Randomize
