I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
dude sorry about putting my finger in your butt last nite i was wasted and thought it was mine
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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