He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
her last google searches are 'cheap african safari' and 'what does lion taste like'
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
In brighter news I got condoms and a mattress protector today.
Please say a prayer for the elevator people at work today. My farts are significantly more potent the day after hitting that korean place for lunch...
hey remember that mom you brought home from the bar last month... she is currently driving me back to her place. turning my phone off now.
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
MAGGIE IS ON MY COUCH PETTING AN HONEST TO CHRIST ARMADILLO AND SOBBING INTO HOT CHOCHOLATE. WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO TO HER.
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
He lured me round with the prospect of sex and then made me proofread his CV and spoon. I fucking hate this guy.
So it turns out strippers do encores if enough people yell. Encore song: Self Esteem.
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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