i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
'Well you know, stuff happens' isn't really an excuse for sticking a cheeto in my ear
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
Happy Birhtday!
Dad, it's 3am and it's not my birthday... wherever you are, go home
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
body shots are frowned upon at family weddings. i'll keep that in mind next time. maybe.
Worst case scenario- he paid me for sex with meatloaf. There are worse thing, right? I mean at least is was good meatloaf.
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
i love how you, my friend, sends me a picture of herself wearing a shirt that says "i am dead inside" and i'm just like "awww baby you're so cute"
that's just solidarity
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