Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
Took me 12 hours to be sober again. Shitshow mission accomplished
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
Dude, you chugged an entire bottle of tomato sauce and got us free drinks for the night. No way was I gonna stop you.
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
its 3am and I'm taking a bubble bath, this is what taking a day off work at 30 looks like
A stripper choked me last night. Then I choked her. Now we're going on a date this Saturday.
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
Breakfast sounds amazing but can we do IHOP instead? I have to pick up a Plan B pill and there’s a CVS next to it
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