i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
My card got declined when I tried to buy dippin dots at 2 am, the lady gave them to me for free because "I looked like I needed them."
"We hooked up and in the morning he emailed me his mix tape"
You got stoned and bought $300 worth of pudding. Again! Why do YOU think she left you?
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
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