I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
Just drug him and when he wakes up be like "you just woke up from a coma, we've been married for the past five years." It'll be like the Vow but fucked up.
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
Also I just sneezed literally 12 times in a row so violently...boogers everywhere. Sorry to ruin the sexting. I just felt like you had to know
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
I think I just found my soul mate...he's wearing a zebra striped onesie and is into Michael Jackson...I'll explain in the morning.
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
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