In the future we'll all be gay
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
why did they invent bidet's? your butt gets clean when your poop falls in the toilet and splashes up anyway...
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
just ran into my gynecologist at the liquor store... i think she's found the source of my problems
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
Was awful. Wedding photos taken by a river with used syringes floating past. Had to ask the bride to put down a can of rum to have her photo taken.
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
I'm shotgunning a 12 pack at a bus stop. This is why we pay the rent with an auto withdrawal at the beginning of the month
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
I dropped a piece of Mac and cheese in the shower and I almost still ate it. Stoned, but not stoned enough to degrade myself.
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