We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
this just has baby written all over it
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
I found more straws in my beard this morning. Please stop doing that.
I can now say I know getting hit in the face with a flying tortilla is not fun
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
Sorry, i'm on a strict diet of vodka and regret
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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