My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
I'm hiding in the bathroom at the library but there are children here I just want to drunk cry in peace
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
By far the fardest thing to do drunk is open a band aid
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
My dad is sitting where you rode me
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
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