Some man just said he would jack off to my hair color.
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
maybe i'll make good life choices and keep my legs closed. periodically txt me friday and saturday night saying "baby carrot round 2" that should stop me.
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
How do I tell a friend I drunkenly broke into his house and may have lost his dog
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
Instead of saying hi she asked if she could touch your dick through your ski bib and NOW I understand why you wore it to the bars
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
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