Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
By midnight I was dipping doritos in frosting...that's how my simmer break diet is going.
i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
Right now I'm drinking out of a gallon water jug & eating a baconator. If you're feeling down, just remember you could be me.
And then you poured the rest of the vodka into salsa and added the alcohol soaked pineapples and grapes and said "don't touch my salsa breakfast".
Probably shouldn't be looking at memes at my grandmother's funeral
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
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