forecast for tonight is alcohol, low standards and poor decisions.
I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
She just had to change the song on the radio cause I was tap dancing on her windshield
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
The only thing I accomplished today was naming the bag of wine I've been drinking
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
I really don’t want to have kids.
I thought we agreed we were done with dirty talk for the day
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
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