1:12am: That's just how i roll, and this dress she is wearing is dirty and needs to get pulled over her head.
life is too short to starve
life is also too short to be fat
How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
Cops busted the party. A kid dressed as a dinosaur tried to crawl out the bathroom window but his tail got stuck. It took 3 cops to pry him out.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
How are you not embarrassed to know me. I'm a mess right now. I'm a walking, talking tornado of embarrassment
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
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