i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
My T9 text prediction thing keeps predicting every next word is going to be "midgets".
We stole your phone last night, texted your brother and told him you wanted it up the ass by him. All he said was "I want ur money."
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
It's a Saturday night and I am in bed with two cats, a bottle of Riesling, and I'm masturbating to Iron Man. I'm great at being 21.
woke up with a tree in my apartment. also the everclear bottle is suspiciously low
suspiciously? i think one of those explains the other
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