So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
I was trying not to text you this weekend, so I deleted your number when I was sober. Then auto restore at midnight. It was like drunk magic
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
You were such a shitshow...I was just standing in the kitchen eating my toaster strudel and you came in, whispered "you didn't see anything" and led him to the couch
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
Right now, there's some ten year old kid getting ready to go outside and play basketball. He will soon find out his basketball hoop was no match for my car.
Swish.
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
It's been two dates and she just invited me to her aunts funeral. I can't even. Who the fuck does that? I need to drink I'm coming to get you in 5
Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
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