who the fuck tagged pancake nipples on my profile picture?
Freshman orientation day on campus. Dear diary, JACKPOT.
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
FYI, Sammie and I made the executive decision that we're getting a pet octopus and keeping it in the ballpit. Just thought you should know.
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
Its really hard to get off when the googly eyes on your vibrator stare into your soul..
so I think we need to change lawn care services...the guy woke me up by the pool while I was naked...told me he already picked up all the beer cans for us and gave me his number for the next time we party...
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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