You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles
Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
Apparently shes in the bathroom puking but eating a pot roast she found in the fridge at the same time.
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
She somehow inhaled a tack last night, she's having surgery today.
And the best part is that she's coming home to find that I completely shaved her dog.
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
I'm going to text my booty call and tell him nevermind, that I got the job finished by myself. That will teach him to text back faster.
This lesson is brought you by a psychology class.
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
Can't. Way too high. Forgot how to operate doors. Stuck outside.Come get me.
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
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