he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
You've got to be fucking kidding me. Do you think "Husband drunkenly pees all over floors" is reasonable grounds for divorce? So pissed off right now.
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
Wait... so you had sex and then your ear drum ruptured? I'm not sure if I want to ask if the two are related...
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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