why didn't you poke me back
I'm going to jail i love you
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
I just opened a bunch of old flavored condoms just to see what they tasted like.
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
I'll be there with bells on. And by "bells" I mean "jäger bombs". And by "on" I mean "being poured down my gullet".
This little girl and her dad are walking behind me. "Why is he wearing pajamas?" Mind your own business, kid.
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
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