yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
So I've decided that when I turn 50 and have to have a colonoscopy I'm going to leave a surprise for the doctor to find.
you're like the Neil Armstrong of terrible hookups, you are a pioneer
my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
They just sang me a song about how small my dick is in front of the whole bar
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
He got arrested in front of the church last night. Looks like we need to find a new location for the wedding.
I'm sorry. I know you didn't expect me to be arm deep in vagina when you walked through the door.
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
And that is why we dont do tequila shooters at 1 in the afternoon. Because you go home with a beast like that
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
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