i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
I drunk wandered into my parents bed and slept between them
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
Either I'm drunk or judge Judy has 3D commercials...so I think I'm drunk. Also I may or may not haven eaten a hoagie on the toilet when I didn't want to stand up
I seriously just caught my Pina colada from falling of a table perfectly facing up. I will now reward myself by finishing this one and then getting my 8th
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
Yeah. Well last night I sold my shoes to a man who I'm pretty sure has a weird foot fetish for $150 cash.
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
Randomize
