I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
Tried to make hash outta one of those keurig machines. I don't know why. Maybe the drunkenness, but now I have mushy bud and no ganja
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
You know. You being in a happy healthy relationship is REALLLYY cutting into our drinking alone together time.
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
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