Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
he is naked. in. my. bed. happiest day. of my. LIFE.
the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
just because she threw up on my junk doesnt mean i dont like asians anymore
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
I was taking a bath and he burst in, sat down and started taking a shit. RIGHT BESIDE ME. My lack of privacy astounds me.
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
It only takes one line of cocaine, and you try to shotput a fucking kitchen table
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
I woke up in his closet, with my shirt inside out and backwards, Rolos in my hand, a tortilla with a face carved into it stuck to the fridge with a magnet, a homemade bong next to the bed, and the door off the hinges... I need a chaperone.
Remember when we thought adulthood would be different than college?
It is different. We had hopes and dreams back then. Now we're just alcoholics.
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