she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
Just say its a British thing. They wont know Its not. And if they say you're not British, proposition them for a post-sex game of cricket.
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
I dropped my blunt out the window of a moving car by accident, tell me everything will be okay
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
He was jealous of me and threatened by me. I'm like, just cause I could fuck your girlfriend doesn't mean I'm going to
She's not even my type. She doesn't have a penis or a drug problem
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
i literally have the attention span of a weasel on steroids, but yeah, i know who you’re talking about.
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