Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
he used a semicolon in his bootycall text, of course he's not gonna go down on me.
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
I think my boss gives me work off weekends because he doesn't want me showing up hungover anymore..
My boob is missing a layer of skin
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
Randomize
