I don't think brook has ever known best
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
i can't believe you bought a jetta. you know that's a girl car, right? if i hadn't had sex with you, i'd have no other proof you're straight.
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
it's 2:30 on a sunday and I just won a wine chugging contest. I'm never graduating.
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
look, bitch. one day when everyone i care about deserts me for my severe moral depravity, you're going to be the only one i have.
i can't wait.
reminiscing on last night: why the fuck did I feel the need to stand on chairs everytime we took a jello shot?
Probably some sort of karmic revenge for me looking at titties somewhere along the way
and for that you shall suffer
God: I won't strike you down, but I shall introduce your child to Doja Cat during a quarantine
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