Going back to my hometown to drink absinthe with highschool boys. Remind me to evaluate this decision tomorrow.
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
areolas are like halos for boobs.
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
Remember that time we became friends because I shotgunned a Tall Boy in your bathroom?
Those memories are both hazy and awesome.
Heaven was on the 3rd floor and Hell was on the first. When the cop walked up he was confused as to who the noise complaint was for and wrote both apartments a noise violation.
I keep telling myself last night was not real, not real, not real. Then I remember I can't move. This hangover is too fucking real.
Yeah. Rock bottom was him passing out and saying "are you putting a condom on me?" and me covering his mouth and saying shhhhh
Last thing I remember is ranting about hating pants. Woke up this morning pants less. Couldn't find them, decided to leave. Driving without pants is surprisingly liberating.
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
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