i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
party was madd awkward.. it was like every person who i sat next to in high school and never said hi to was there
That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
He's spent his last 3 years working at Urban Outfitters. No, I'm not sad I missed out on a life of mustaches, the dollar menu and shitty scarves.
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
Ended up getting hot boxed in a limo with a bunch of asians going to a karaoke bar. I think I pretended to understand their language for a solid hour. Am I bilingual now?
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
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